Thursday, 5 March 2015

5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You.

1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or
your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing
from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3
girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.
2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no
doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust
generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still
take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized
shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old
jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck
you for the rest of your life.
3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil
mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys
with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It
makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve
legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look
handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left
kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will
straighten.
4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean
you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them
girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my
sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I
will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I
behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my
serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like
funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out
(well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like
me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even
knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.
5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow
ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for
you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and
they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and
make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn
back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly
friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even
slap your ugly face out of annoyance.
If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy..
Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will
consider you as handsome too. The faces of your
handsome friends will ignite your own face.
That's it.

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